My big ole wiener

 This poem was written because of the protection of  Mr. Wiener in DC. 

I am female so it was difficult to write. 

I confess, that I chose a muse to study to be the inspiration of this poem. He shall remain unknown. 

My big ole wiener © Donna Rae Lands

 

My big ole wiener...

Couldn't get any meaner...

It's my slap-a-hoe stick...

My wife training dick...

It knows all the tricks...

Seriously babe what could go wrong....

Singing a hip hopping... fucking song...

A real flowing bond...for my magical wand...

Come here...come there...come everywhere...

I think hard...I think long....

I think strong...with my big ole dong...

I'll go deep...I'll make you weep...

After all, it's my big ole wiener...

And it couldn't get any leaner...

It grows at night...grows with the wind.

It can mow a bush...a bush of sin...

Awe, baby... all you have to do...

Is kiss and lick on through...

Invite the serpent of treasure in...

Love connections only spin...

I'll take you for a pleasure ride...

Hop aboard mama... you want this ocean tide.

Move to the left...move to the right...

Oh baby...you're in for a prime-time night.

I'll travel to the east...I'll travel the west...

You'll know why... they always call me... rock and rolls...fucking best...

Climb into my bed....climb into my nest...

My gorgeous wiener will take care of all the rest...

We can spoon...we can shoot for the moon...

I'll love your muffin puff...

I'll love it loud and rough...

I am not your squeaky little mouse...

I like it loud and proud...throughout our sensual house...

I am not a slam bam thank you ma'am...

Only your midnight rider helping hand...

Come on mama...sign us right up...

I promise, we'll share our mutual...orgasmic cup...

Think of my wiener...if you please...

And tomorrow I'll be your sweet...

Sweet panties cheese...

You can rub it up...scrub it down...suck it up...

Suck it all around...

Before, this night is done...and all is won...the touch of my glory rush...will confound...all around...

And you my hon, will be begging for my wiener town.